Recent American social evolution as defined by children's alternate lyrics to Christmas songs

1. 1950s era

Deck the halls with Buddy Holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our day of peril,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Yulbie Forest,
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
Strike the heart, enjoy the florist,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Deck the halls with bells of jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

2. 1970s era

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away (Hey!)

3. Current era (2011)

Joy to the world,
Barney is dead,
We barbequed his head!
Don't worry about the body,
We flushed it down the potty,
and around and around it goes,
and around and around it goes,
and aro-und and aro-und it goooooeessss.
*flush*


anyone notice a pattern?